Goblin Gear: Electrons at Epic Prices!
Yo, adventurers! Wanna get yer grasp on some uber sick tech? Then loot up Goblin Gear, where we hawker the baddest gizmos this side of the junk pile. Our costs might be a little steep, but hey, you get what you drop for, right? We got buzzing swords that cut through steel like butter, flasks that brew invisibility potions in a flash, and even a por